If I Could Choose A Superpower

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 07/20/2015 at 12:14 • Filed to: None

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It would be the power to un-break all the chips in a bag, because this thousand pieces of chips in my bag is bullshit.

What’s your almost useless mundane superpower of choice?

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:19

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My actual useless super power is the ability to fog car windows.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:26

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Mine would be to secretly be able to make others instantly poop their pants. Imagine the possibilities.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 12:36

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We have the same power!

deekster_caddy > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:36

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I can secretly make everyone around me use their turn signal

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:41

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The superpower I want is “instant horniness”.

And that would include sub-abilities of “Instant Woodie”, “Instant Lube” and “STD Shield”.

My second choice would be “Fart control”. That would include the sub-abilities to “Fart on Command”, “Fart suppression” and “Fart Gas Translocation” (fart here, but the noise/smell is over there).

Party-vi > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 07/20/2015 at 12:42

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I can’t imagine this would be very pleasant.

Party-vi > deekster_caddy 07/20/2015 at 12:43

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Interesting. Would that make roundels your Kryptonite?

CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/20/2015 at 12:43

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Nice! We should form a super team.

deekster_caddy > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:47

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Ack! Don’t mention Roundels! Blasphemer. Pain. Everyone else will use their turn signals though.

Second superpower is to make everyone keep right except to pass.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:52

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But it would be very amusing..for me anyway.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 12:55

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My superpower would be to have volume-adjustable hearing. Imagine being able to mute everything around you, or just turn the volume down, with no loss of sound quality.

Maybe this isn’t useless enough. =/

itschrome > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 07/20/2015 at 13:10

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man that would be great!

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 13:17

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The ability to stop time and everything around it. Essentially put the world on pause while I’m free to do what I want where I want.

I could rob a bank and no one would know not even the bank. I could take cars for joyrides whenever I see something cool, ect.

desertdog5051 > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 13:44

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Ahhh Party, such 1st world problems. :)

Baeromez > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 07/20/2015 at 14:14

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That is utterly diabolical.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Baeromez 07/20/2015 at 14:31

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You don’t even want to know where my mind goes when I’m actually trying to be malicious.

Baeromez > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 07/20/2015 at 14:42

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I don’t know, making someone shit their pants on command without their knowledge is pretty fucked up. Imagine the psychological trauma if you just for no reason lost control of your bowels and dropped a load in your shorts in public. The embarrassment and humiliation of shitting yourself, coupled with the sudden horrible realization that you may not be fully in control of your own body could be pretty damaging to a person’s mental health.

For comparison, getting punched in the face would certainly ruin your day, but it’s something most people can understand. Violence as a concept is much easier to process than incontinence.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Baeromez 07/20/2015 at 14:57

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After his stupid comments over the weekend, Donald Trump would be number one on my list of people to do that to, if I had that power.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Party-vi 07/20/2015 at 15:54

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Have infinite wealth (works for Tony Stark)

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 07/21/2015 at 00:29

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The ability to conjure running Porsche race cars with my BRAIN.

As in, perfectly running, raceable Porsches.

Party-vi > Stef Schrader 07/21/2015 at 08:09

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But you know, that means no 924s.

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 07/21/2015 at 15:15

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Ahem! I’d mean a functional Spec 944-grade 924S for the hoonin’. <3